Matthew Gidley

"On Sunday it's a children's playground where food is served. A place where hunger comes to die and headaches are born."

"Probably my favourite place in the whole of London. The stories this alleyway could tell..."

"Home of the oldest profession"

"Bring ear plugs - there's a live DJ every night which means, if you're staying on the lower floors, no sleep til 2am."

"Forza Dog Food!!"

"A pub with nowhere to sit or stand if you just fancy a drink. Gastropub. Meh. Awful place. Looked so promising too."