"Nothing pisses me off worse than being eaten alive while I'm sleeping....... Watch out for bedbugs!!!"
"Use extreme caution! The Natives are restless!"
"Green means GO. This scale house allows you to maintain a slow steady speed across the platform. Do not stop unless the light turns RED."
"If the light is GREEN, keep rolling!! Why the hell do you idiots stop on a green? It will turn RED if they want you to stop!"
"Request Biscuits and Gravy on the continental breakfast..."