Conor Mongan

"Recent remodel makes it look and function like an actual gym now. Paint fumes are a bonus."

"Apparently they charge for wifi now - $10 a day, which is usually the rate for a room."

"Wifi upstairs. Work up there and get a bajillion lemonade/soda/tea/coffee refills while you're on your computer."

"Really hungry? Ask for no tortillas with your breakfast "taco" and they give you double the ingredients in a bowl. I know it's sacrilegious to get a tortilla-less taco, but hey, I'm a fat kid."

"This place is the size of a mall kiosk. Prepare to get up close and personal with other travelers - and their B.O."

"Bypass the $10/day wifi charge in the room and use it for free in the spacious and comfy lobby. Unless you're trying to look at porn, because that would just be weird."