"Hit it at 4:50pm, you're clear... Hit it at 5:00pm, you're fucked."
"The Amscot here is where Casey Anthony left her car in 2008, before getting towed 3 days later."
"If you come on a Sunday, make sure you get there BEFORE 9am if you don't want to wait a long while. Everything here is soooo good that it's always packed!!! Yum! ;)"
"Try the....actually, it doesn't matter what you get...it'll be goooooooood!!!!!!"