Justin Tasolides

"The greatest egg sandwich on Long Island, bar none. Don't even bother going anywhere else for an egg on a roll."

"This gym is leaps and bounds better than any gym in the area; especially Equinox. You actually get tons of perks and bonuses and bang for your buck. Gorgeous, great facilities and classes. The best."

"If this place sold men's clothing, I'd literally be here all day, err day."

"OMG. LYKE. RUBY AND JENNA. THIS PLACE IS MY JOINTTTTTTT OMG BEST SALES AND BEST CLOTHES. LYL ARIELLLLLLLLLE BEST RUBY&JENNA "FUNPLOYEE" EVARRRR <3333"

"The floors aren't even, you get covered in chocolate, and there's a shitload of couches. Shit goes down."

"Where every day is FIJI Friday!"