Lucas S.

"Rip your shirt off and gargle hot sauce before you try to sleep so aliens will be less likely to shove their Zargom down your throat and lay eggs in your chest."

"Absolutely amazing place to get made fun of for not wearing the latest trends & styles."

"Try the sukakke."

"Ooh get the stuff that tastes good, it's great!"

"Make the employees sing Circle of Life by Elton John while in a human pyramid in the back booth!"

"Put a live grenade in your purse!"