Josh Dubrow

"Good location, great exercise, amazing people!"

"There be snakes in these woods"

"The pool is open from 11am-7pm. But kids under 12yrs old can only come from 11am to 1pm."

"If you ever need to sneak into the lecture hall just take a right and walk in the back door."

"You can get a ticket for smoking within 50ft of any building, but the ashtrays in here are 10ft from your front door"

"If your getting a Stromboli then get here before the doors open for any hope of getting your food within the hour"