Heather Calkins

"Just found out the hard way they allow smoking in the bar. Just a heads up."

"The queso here is addictive."

"By far the better Marble Slab in Conroe. Tasty treats!"

"This marble slab is filthy. The guy working behind the counter sneezed on himself rand then picked something out of the hot chocolate that looked like cooling tar on top of the sundae in front of us."

"Go see Ross! He does the best hair!"

"Get the queso. It beckons you."