Jessie Portlock

"Whatever guacomole they offer you, ORDER IT!"

"Make sure ur gondola isn't broken, we were trapped on one with no air ventilation. When we told management, they knew about the default and would not refund And made fun of us for asking #bewareofjerk"

"The fried chicken is #texanapproved check it out!"

"Guy pretending to be the bouncer (also drunk) pulled a knife on me. Real bouncer was equally drunk. #noshit don't come here!"

"Get the *shredded* beef enchiladas. Mmmmm"

"Get an extra order of Yucca frita! You will thank me."