Lucky Dave

"Be careful of the poison foxes. They'll bum you quicker than you can say 'SupercalifragilisticexpiOHMYGOD!'"

"Come one come all and see the chav in its natural habitat trying to communicate with real humans in order to get cig cash!"

"It's definitely food."

"If you don't mind the odd molestation it's actually pretty nice!"

"Easily the best hot chocolates around!"

"Bacon Sarnie and Chips is the way to go!"