Ethan

"This place is really popular for a place with Comic Sans on its front."

"If you're here for food during a sporting event, expect to wait a while for service. Wait staff is *that* attentive!"

"This place sucks. 15 minutes for chicken selects, I thought this was fast food."

"I second what Patrick said. Even to use the ATM takes forever."

"Don't expect a short trip. The checkouts take forever."

"Go somewhere else. Anywhere else. The pizza tastes like my high school's. Ick."