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"the bronzing machine (room 6) is INTENSE! it's well worth the 10-12 minutes of feeling like you're burning in hell haha."

"friendly, helpful staff. the machines work great. much better than the other tanning place i used to go to."

"this place is alright, but elayna's room sort of smells like hamster pee and man ass"

"Dr. Sobran was the best. too bad he isn't there anymore."

"whole wheat bagels with butter or cream cheese (or anything really) are to die for. the late night staff can be a little blah but i guess thats expected when you deal with drunken yuppies all night."

"if karl "mclovin" makes your order, it's bound to be the best food you've ever had. but don't think of making any moves, his baguette is MINE & only mine suckasss. ps: try the mac&cheese. YUM!"