David Karalis

"The best balls of meat in town."

"Tell then it's your birthday and see what happens..."

"Don't pet tail hanging out of the curtain - Your day will be fucked."

"Good draanks"

"Lost my gauge and sped up there right as they were closing - They already closed the register but gave me a free replacement. Super cool!"

"Ask us about side work; from writing, to data entry, there is plenty of freelance work."