Dave Kaplan

"The new Keurig is great for a pipin hot cup o’ joe to start the day, but don’t forget to use the new mugs in the cabinet above the toaster!"

"The outside whizzing of cars on Valley Drive could rouse you prematurely from a restful sleep. Bring a sound machine for extra comfort!"

"Due to COVID-19, face masks are now mandatory outside of your private bedroom and bathroom!"

"Make sure that the hotel’s Activities staff is keeping an honest count of points during the “Name That Tune” game! There might be some rigging going on!"

"South facing rooms are the best!"

"if u come here on a Saturday expect a longer wait than Space Mountain before they introduced the Fast Pass. it is a soul crushing wait and even if this meal is amazing it will not have been worth it"