Jake Livsey

"Only 30 mins for a falafel!"

"Come for the delicious children: http://yfrog.com/3ushpuj Stay for the creepy napkin holders: http://yfrog.com/bhffatj http://yfrog.com/ccjrmj"

"Unlockable Leviathan Bestiary Page: Easy to get, really. My friend got it on the first try. Go to Four Corner Annex and tap the first wooden desk on the left. WICKED cut scene follows."

"To go fuck yourself, be Chet Farley."

"My wife used the word "patrons." Truest life. Realest."

"Who's hoggin all the cov—Maliiiiik‽"