Nathan James

"Terrible. It doesn't matter if your child has an Epassport. They are not allowed to use the machines. Despite us being told by Virgin and the passport office. So expect a long wait."

"The pirate rooms are great. And so is the location and scenery. However the house keeping are a little lazy. Expect them to 'forget' coffee and toilet rolls. I stopped leaving tips for them."

"They always get my order wrong. Everytime. Plus they never give me chilli dip even when I ask for it. It's not rocket science. Useless."

"Worst surgery in the area."

"First time here. Asked for 2 cheeseburgers with my takeaway order. Got to my destination to find I only had one despite asking for 2 and being charged for 2. Typical McDonald's idiots. Avoid."

"Hard bed, only 2 power sockets in the room, no towels, some lights not working, no free WiFi, broken vending machine, broken fridge in kitchen, broken Guinness surger and no coffee in room. A dump."