Chris Slager

"It's 65°F here all the time...."

"They have a damn good fried dolphin sandwich here."

"If you're lucky enough to work here, you'll be allllright!"

"DONT SWIM IN THE POOL!!"

"This place usually has nothing you need and everything you don't!"

"Get Danielle in the deli to make your subs and no one else! She's the only one who knows how to make 'em right!"