Chad Smith

"I feel sorry for Brad for being the Mayor of this lousy place. Crappy food, horrible service, ick!"

"Everyone in this neighborhood is way too noise sensitive. Would never stay here again. What is this place? A retirement community?"

"The friendliest friend's B&B. Watch out for Chester, you'll fall in love with him immediately!"

"Delicious! Who knew champagne and macaroons went so well together!"

"Ask for Shun. He only works Sundays but is totally amazing and will work any knots out of you!"

"Ask for a bonfire by Craig & cocktails on the upper patio! Beautiful to hear the ocean all night long!"