Brandon Telle

"It's McDonald's. If you don't know what you're in for, you deserve whatever degree of indigestion you get."

"Lobster might be in the name, but their walleye is phenomenal."

"Maybe not as good as Caribou, but at least the staff isn't a cavalcade of sniveling hipsters."

"It's like the downtown of every other college town: grungy bars, frat boys and 2004 Hondas that are louder idling than a Harley accelerating."

"Finish a 32 oz. (or larger) steak, and you'll get a t-shirt, a picture on their wall and indigestion spanning 12 days."

"Dont look the management in the eyes."