Brian Clarke

"I understand that your laziness precludes you from putting butter on my bagel, but not only could you not cut it for me, you give me the world's dullest plastic knife(s)."

"Engine 3 sells t-shirts for $15. Ask the crew for more info. The guys on Platoon 2 rock!"

"The food is great, but the service is less than great. The staff prioritizes the take out orders over the dining room. Also be forewarned they do not have any high chairs."

"The "Topper Burger" is straight up Jersey style!"

"The Tomasulo family knows how to run a Taco Bell! Best service around!"

"The beeping noise in the men's bathroom gets annoying after a while."