Buy copious amounts of alcohol....to the point that the check out clerk eyes you suspiciously.
Eat candy bar while running on tread mill. When someone at gym asks you if you are getting into shape, insist that ROUND is a shape.
Treat your dog to a walking adventure in the park and then complain about how many poops it leaves for you to pick up.
Try the orange roll....very refreshing. If you are deemed a loyal customer you will earn personalized chop sticks!
Frell me dead this place makes jury selection at the hall of justice worth the trip. Try the fish n chips with copious amounts of guiness prior to retruning to the courts!
