Ben Williams

"This place is so heads and shoulders above Chipotle and Qdoba that it's hard just thinking about"

"Fiesta scramble, ask for a side of extra green chili. Smother that mother, consume, take nap."

""can I get a bacon and egg panini?" "you mean the spinach bacon panini with no spinach?" "uh, sure" *comes with cheese and some kind of sauce* fucking idiots"

"Get the Project Dank, Elevated, or stout. All are medal winners at the GABF or World Beer Cup."

"Don't bother going during lunch hour. Lot was not designed to be in one of the heaviest trafficked part of the city. Might end up hanging out a while in the parking lot, even after you get food"

"Probably the best selection of beer, wine, and liquor in town, plus you can sit down and have a few in their tasting room."