Anna Frenkel

"Apparently a torta here is a soggy sandwich in between hamburger buns, if you're into that sort of thing. Somewhat tasty but $$$."

"Locked out of your apartment? They'll get to you within 15 minutes. Note to future self: leave spare keys with a neighbor."

"For the love of God, get the strawberry butter! One of the best things I've ever had. Pancakes are fluffy and light & the sugar cured bacon is amazing. I want to cry because this meal is so good."

"1. meatspace noun. a term, originating from cyberpunk fiction, referring to the real (that is, not virtual) world, the world of flesh and blood. somewhat tongue-in-cheek. the opposite of cyberspace."

"There is only ONE (unisex) bathroom so if you take too long, drunk people will try to hurt you."

"Grab a Barnyard Classic (egg, bacon, cheddar, add avocado) and an iced tea and go to the community garden around the corner to eat by the goldfish pond. Alphabet City 4evaz!"