Adam Greenfield

"Completely painless, even friendly visa application process. In and out in under ten minutes!"

"The hummus hasn't changed in 30 years, and it's every bit as good as it was then. Pita too!"

"Why, this is hell; nor am I out of it. Not even nonplace. I think it may be physically impossible to arrive here on foot."

"Also: acute douchebro overload at this location. The Ugg Index, as you would expect under such circumstances, is through the roof."

"Great burgers but absolutely horrible service at this location. The servers don't seem to understand sequencing orders, or that spraying down a table inches from my meal isn't a great idea."

"Best thing about the Finnair lounge: the shower rooms. Second best: ice-cold shots of Koskenkorva for the asking."