Adam Bohanan

"There was a leak in my roof so if you sit on the bed, sit on the edge, not in the middle!!! Bad things will happen!!"

"Don't forget to throw in some interior design ideas. And try the apple cider!!!"

"When St. Peter asked you what you did wrong, just lie, the whole "he knows all your sins" thing is a myth."

"Bring some grease, the pearly gates are rusty."

"You're only hurting yourself by not asking the TKTS Patron Service Representatives for help."