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"Come to nude storytelling hour! Mother Goose is always better pants-less. Btw, it's segregated seating, Jews and Gentiles (I'll be checking)."

"Peruse the section of reference texts bound in human skin, but try not reading the book titles out loud. There are things listening... always listening."

"Try the habanero fudge over refried vanilla bean!"

"Shower jelly is for perverts."

"Where are the lace doilies? They make totally impressive headgear."

"Try the kneidlach!"